In this week’s episode, the guys describe their feelings on Vince Carter, explain why kids these days are stupid, and preview this summer’s upcoming Wii game, “The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.” Also, Chris admits to having no muscles whatsoever, Dave discusses the nuances of Lifetime’s TV schedule, and Shaun confesses to being an avid fan fiction writer.

Headlines:

• Woman fakes kidnapping to escape dinner bill
  
• Robotic Monopoly? Say it ain’t so
  
• Charlie Sheen fired from ‘Two and a Half Men’
  

Credits:

Music:

• “Airplanes” by B.O.B. ft. Hayley Williams
• “Champion” by KJACK music beds
• “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi Sakimoto
• “With Mila’s Divine Protection” by Noriyuki Iwadare
• “Night at the Octodrag,” by Thee Jaguar Sharks

Production Assistance: Tony Robinson, Executive Producer

Announcer: Molly Robinson