In this week’s episode, the guys try to explain the success of March Madness, curse humanity’s inability to fly, and pick between early ’90s Disney movies in a new segment called Buzz Off. Also, Chris hates lion puns, Dave reveals his disturbing way of eating 3 Musketeers, and Shaun talks about his Subway customer of the month plaque — all in HIGH DEFINITION AUDIO.
Headlines:
- Book of blank pages becomes surprise bestseller
- Subway passes McDonald’s in worldwide locations
- Old news article predicted that wings would replace automobile, stairs
Credits:
Music:
- “Save the Population” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
- “Champion” by KJACK music beds
- “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi Sakimoto
- “With Mila’s Divine Protection” by Noriyuki Iwadare
- “Night at the Octodrag,” by Thee Jaguar Sharks
Production Assistance: Tony Robinson, Executive Producer ![]()
Announcer: Molly Robinson


Your intro is far too long. But I enjoyed the hate.