In this week’s episode, the guys eliminate the lead segment, answer a question about long-distance relationships in the latest Buzz In, and toss two listeners into the Hate Round. Also, Chris ignores the Rapture, Dave has a drinking race with wine, and Shaun finds a happy ending in a desolate story.

Headlines:

• Kid wants longer jail term to hang with step-dad
• NFL star: Crime will go up without football
• Legislator says women should plan for post-rape abortion because he has a spare tire

Credits:

Music:

• “You Know My Name” by Chris Cornell
• “Champion” by KJACK music beds
• “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi Sakimoto
• “With Mila’s Divine Protection” by Noriyuki Iwadare
• “Night at the Octodrag,” by Thee Jaguar Sharks

Production Assistance: Tony Robinson, Executive Producer

Announcer: Mary Robinson (Molly’s in Maine. The … basement of Maine.)