In this week’s episode, the guys review the news from E3, pick apart the fattiest lasagna in history, and settle the console war in a divisive Buzz Off. Also, Chris picks the women he’ll save in the zombie apocalypse, Dave puts the Miami Heat on blast, and Shaun ruins kids on go-kart tracks.

Headlines:

• Teen confesses to murder via bugged gaming session
• Epic meal time: Lasagna
• Legislator says women should plan for post-rape abortion because he has a spare tire

Credits:

Music:

• “Iridescent” by Linkin Park
• “Champion” by KJACK music beds
• “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi Sakimoto
• “With Mila’s Divine Protection” by Noriyuki Iwadare
• “Night at the Octodrag,” by Thee Jaguar Sharks

Production Assistance: Tony Robinson, Executive Producer

Announcer: Some creepy-sounding guy