In this week’s episode, the guys feel sorry for screwed-up kids, question the effectiveness of fireworks as a wake-up call, and pick apart Ocarina of Time in Buzzkill. Also, Chris calls out shoddy journalism, Dave reveals his hatred of needles, and Shaun recommends My Magic Pony as children’s reading.

Headlines:

• Family prepares kids for apocalypse
• Getaway stalls when suspect can not drive stick
• Woman loses fingers in bad alarm clock prank

Credits:

Music:

• “Private Eyes” by Hall and Oates
• “Champion” by KJACK music beds
• “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi Sakimoto
• “Lost Woods” by Koji Kondo
• “Night at the Octodrag” by Thee Jaguar Sharks

Links mentioned on the show: http://gizmodo.com/5833787/my-brief-okcupid-affair-with-a-world-champion-magic-the-gathering-player

Production Assistance: Tony Robinson, Executive Producer

Announcer: Molly Robinson