I interrupt my normally scheduled article for this important announcement. Ladies and gentlemen of America, if you’ve been following the show, you know that I’ve made an important announcement. I’m running for president in 2012. I think I stand a good shot, but my campaign strategy is critical.

So here it is. I’ve made a realization: I’ve been playing it safe. I just made a drive across the country with a dollar in my pocket, and yet I continue to post conservative gaming columns like I work at Conservative Gaming Monthly. Well, no more; I have a presidency to think about. Therefore, I’m making a declaration to stop playing it safe with my articles.

People don’t need endless rhetoric or inane pandering from their politicians; they need, and deserve, a president who’s going to take chances. Be spontaneous. Throw curveballs. And that’s my intention.

This opens the door for anything. Random thoughts. Interviews with Mute Baby. Personal musings. Things are going to change around here. Does this mean that my articles are going to get a lot of search hits? No. Does it mean that I’m going to tackle hardcore issues that plague our country? No. But does it mean I’m going to deliver you the highest quality content possible, week to week? No. See, you were expecting a “yes” response in there. I’m already bucking the trends. Love it. Embrace it. It’s a brand new me, America.