Hey everyone! It’s the Fourth of July today!

 

Also, like Shaun a few weeks ago, I didn’t feel like writing anything. I took a little mini “stay-cation” (Wow that’s a dumb phrase) and have been off celebrating America’s freedom in the only way I know how: by being out with friends and blowing stuff up.

I always loved that about Independence Day. What other country in the world celebrates freedom by blowing stuff up? NO ONE that’s who. That’s cause ‘merica is the best dang country in the world.

Also let us remember our dearly fallen in the alien attack on this day in 1996. Thank you Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum, who knew that an odd couple like you could work together to save the world. President Pullman? You were one of the best.

That’s all I can write today, I’ve got more stuff to blow up. ‘MERICA!!!