Episode 69: Sexy Time — The guys are horrified by a real-life anime character, turned off by an ugly couple’s lovemaking, and disappointed in their memories of Captain Planet in Buzzkill. Also, Chris thinks Russian girls are the best, Dave wants to put steaks in swimming pools, and Shaun puts a specific person on blast on the air.
Headlines
- L.A. votes to force porn stars to wear condoms
- Teenager turns herself into a living anime character
- Poll says police were right to arrest couple for loud sex
Secondary Segment — Buzzkill
- Super Soakers
- Captain Planet
Credits
Music:
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“I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred
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“Champion” by KJACK music beds
- “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi Sakimoto
- “With Mila’s Divine Protection” by Noriyuki Iwadare
- “Angel Island Zone” by Jun Senoue
- “Force Your Way” by Nobuo Uematsu
- “The 13th Reflection” by Yoko Shimomura
- “A New World Fool” by Shoji Meguro
- “Battle #2 (Lufia II)” by Yasunori Shiono
- “Battle! Team Galaxy” by Junichi Masuda
- “Arkham City Main Theme” by Nick Arundel
- “Night at the Octodrag” by Thee Jaguar Sharks
Production Assistance: Tony Robinson, Executive Producer 
Announcer: Molly Robinson
Gray Areas 
“Weird sexiness” made me think of the movie Orgazmo. More absurd than Skyfall, less dramatic than Flight, and it involves “porn” and Mormons and superheroes! Highly recommend it for a good laugh and plenty of weird “sexy” stuff.
By the way, good call on catching that Captain Planet predated Duke Nukem the game. I never quite understood Captain Planet, but then again, it was the 90s. That decade is kinda like our 1960s — we were all there for it, but what was really going on remains somewhat shrouded in mystery.
It’s interesting to consider the alternate universe we might live in today if the creators of Duke Nukem would have had to change his name to….Duke Nukum.
So *many* inappropriate…puns…
Good thing then that his first name wasn’t Richard.
Dating a Russian girl is a wonderful experience for everybody. Russian females are charming and sociable. They are excellent housewives. They rank family and motherhood first.