“You do care. You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.”

Shaun and Chris take on Max Payne 3 for the Xbox 360, and struggle to understand Max’s propensity for substance abuse, constant depression and perpetual slow motion. We’ll be playing through six chapters of the game, skipping a bit from start to finish. (WARNING: This game is rated M for Mature.)

Have a game you want to see us suffer through play next? Let us know in the comments or by sending us an email. Now that this is a series, we’ve created its own page, which you can see here. It’ll list all the games we’ve done so far and what might be coming next.

It’s time to pop some pills and do a dive roll. Game on.