This mission might be the worst thing I’ve ever seen in video games. I’m not saying don’t watch — because we’d love for you to tune in — but my goodness. Just be prepared for gross-looking and gross-sounding content. (WARNING: … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 6)
Dante and Kat engage in some light exercise in a soda factory, where the secret ingredient is prominently on display as a terrible secret. (WARNING: This game is rated M for Mature.) Chris, Shaun, and special guest Michelle are here, … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 5)
A furious scramble to survive! Platforming in the sky! Sliding to our death! Luigi is a murderer! First we were in the clouds. Now we’re…on top of the clouds? There’s a “getting higher” joke in here somewhere for Yellow Toad, … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. (World 7)
This column originally ran on September 21, 2009. Sonic the Hedgehog got a shiny new HD trailer recently, teasing a return to the series’ 2D roots. So Checkpoint asks: what made the original trilogy of Sonic games so successful? Where … Continue reading Checkpoint: Sonic the Hedgehog
You see, lettuce is a perishable item… like you two monkeys. You trade paint one more time, you so much as touch, I’m gonna Black Flag the two of you, and take apart your racecars for 300 laps. Then, if … Continue reading Game On: Mario Kart Double Dash (Part 2)
Episode 81: Bad Romance — The guys try to avoid the bitterness of last year’s Valentine’s Day episode by talking about sex with dolphins, burglars with Cheetos and candies that taste like chalk. Also, Chris throws away a prime opportunity, … Continue reading At the Buzzer (02/14/13)
It’s because it’s what you love, Yoshi. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit, thinking. Well, Yoshi is not a thinker. Yoshi is a driver. He is a doer. And that’s what you need to … Continue reading Game On: Mario Kart Double Dash
Dante does community service time by slapping soda out of the hands of obese people. He also walks far enough behind Kat to…keep an eye on her. (WARNING: This game is rated M for Mature.) Chris, Shaun, and special guest … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 4)
Dante and Vergil go through a park, and Vergil kills a man with help from his trenchcoat and bowler hat. Oh, and Dante does some things too. (WARNING: This game is rated M for Mature.) Chris, Shaun, and special guest … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 3)
Not pictured: 390 Bullet Bills all hit Yellow Toad simultaneously. The Game On crew tries to fight their way through a level high up in the clouds in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. After surviving the death of Yellow Toad … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. (World 6)
Gray Areas 