At the Buzzer (12/01/11)

Episode 22: Enter the Buzzkill — The guys debut an epic new Buzzerbeater intro, lobby for more balls in schools, and welcome back a forgotten segment by Buzzkilling “The Matrix.” Also, Chris recaps the worst Thanksgiving ever, Dave uncovers his rich school upbringing, and Shaun tries to learn slow-motion karate kicks. Headlines Toronto school bans balls from playground Parents name child after video game Investigation exposes awful school lunches Secondary Segment — Buzzkill “The Matrix” Credits Music: “So This is Christmas” by John Lennon “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi Sakimoto “With Mila’s Divine Protection” … Continue reading At the Buzzer (12/01/11)

Going the Distance 005: Hero to Zero

This week’s comic was submitted by Douglas Fiala. So if even Batman and Superman can’t get it, how does You stand a chance? In Going the Distance, our main character, “You,” has to manage to make his way to delicious cake. Sounds simple, right? But there are deadly spikes to deal with, and a host of other problems that appear each time. Let’s just say You fails more often than You succeeds. After all, it wouldn’t be much of a quest if You could just get cake whenever You wanted, would it? For more background on the comic or info … Continue reading Going the Distance 005: Hero to Zero

At the Buzzer (11/24/11)

Episode 21: ATB Thanksgiving Special — The guys talk about their Thanksgiving plans, run through a Headlines segment full of food stories, do a Turkey Day Buzz Off and give thanks in Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris has to work on a holiday, Dave is confused by cavemen, and Shaun goes into a tunnel mid-episode. Headlines Congress rules that pizza is a vegetable Disappointed man throws molotov at Taco Bell Study says men eat more when women are around Secondary Segment — Buzz Off Cranberry Sauce vs. Stuffing Playing Thanksgiving sports, or watching Thanksgiving sports Pumpkin Pie vs. Apple Pie Credits Music: … Continue reading At the Buzzer (11/24/11)

Going the Distance 004: May Contain Tragedy

In Going the Distance, our main character, “You,” has to manage to make his way to delicious cake. Sounds simple, right? But there are deadly spikes to deal with, and a host of other problems that appear each time. Let’s just say You fails more often than You succeeds. After all, it wouldn’t be much of a quest if You could just get cake whenever You wanted, would it? For more background on the comic or info on how to submit your own ideas, click here. Continue reading Going the Distance 004: May Contain Tragedy

At the Buzzer (11/17/11)

In this week’s episode, the guys make fun of stupid practices in school, question the cognitive skills of a crazy Call of Duty player, and blow through a chunk of reader responses in Buzz In. Also, Chris wants to discipline students with a belt, Dave recounts a horrifying tale from years ago, and Shaun continues his campaign for “this year 2012 presidency thing.” Headlines: School asks for thumbs up instead of raising hands PETA blasts Mario for wearing fur Call of Duty fan says bomb threat was a joke Credits: Music: “Moves Like Jagger” by Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera … Continue reading At the Buzzer (11/17/11)

Going the Distance 003: Strong to the Finish

In Going the Distance, our main character, “You,” has to manage to make his way to delicious cake. Sounds simple, right? But there are deadly spikes to deal with, and a host of other problems that appear each time. Let’s just say You fails more often than You succeeds. After all, it wouldn’t be much of a quest if You could just get cake whenever You wanted, would it? For more background on the comic or info on how to submit your own ideas, click here. Continue reading Going the Distance 003: Strong to the Finish

At the Buzzer (11/10/11)

In this week’s episode, the guys talk about the show’s move to a weekly format, shun new gaming controller ideas, and put together top-three lists in a new segment called “Buzzcut.” Also, Chris roots for regular humans against superheroes, Dave regrets a crazy past relationship, and Shaun shows off his so-called deep voice. Headlines: Woman calls ex 65,000 times New “biometric” controller to add realism Seattle superhero loses state job after arrest Credits: Music: “Trickle Trickle” by the Manhattan Transfer “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi Sakimoto “With Mila’s Divine Protection” by Noriyuki Iwadare “Night … Continue reading At the Buzzer (11/10/11)

Going the Distance 002: Jonesing for Cake

In Going the Distance, our main character, “You,” has to manage to make his way to delicious cake. Sounds simple, right? But there are deadly spikes to deal with, and a host of other problems that appear each time. Let’s just say You fails more often than You succeeds. After all, it wouldn’t be much of a quest if You could just get cake whenever You wanted, would it? For more background on the comic or info on how to submit your own ideas, click here. Continue reading Going the Distance 002: Jonesing for Cake

At the Buzzer (11/03/11)

In this week’s episode, the guys welcome special guest Andy Smith into the studio, bring Mute Baby back on the show, and choose between three great options in a meat-filled Buzz Off. Also, Chris wins at golf thanks to a new rule, Dave is sad about Bambi’s mom being dead, and Shaun tries and fails to do the outro. Headlines: New Product Turns Ashes into Bullets Man destroys beehive with gasoline-fueled explosion Missing girl to mom on Facebook: I’m pregnant and in Mexico Credits:  Music: “Sweet Child o’ Mine” by Guns ‘n’ Roses “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme … Continue reading At the Buzzer (11/03/11)

Going the Distance 001: Two Points

In Going the Distance, our main character, “You,” has to manage to make his way to delicious cake. Sounds simple, right? But there are deadly spikes to deal with, and a host of other problems that appear each time. Let’s just say You fails more often than You succeeds. After all, it wouldn’t be much of a quest if You could just get cake whenever You wanted, would it? For more background on the comic or information on how to submit your own ideas, click here. Continue reading Going the Distance 001: Two Points