Episode 25: ATB Christmas Special — The guys run through holiday-themed headlines, marvel at the stupidity of mankind, and run through a slew of reader submissions in Buzz In. Also, Chris tells the story of the infamous Chicken Man, Dave pretends mail comes in bags with money signs on them, and Shaun decides to back down on his killing spree. Headlines Amazon offers holiday shopping incentive Bus driver ordered to remove holiday decorations Man in Frosty costume frightens neighborhood Secondary Segment — Buzz In Credits Music: “Holly Jolly Christmas” by Burl Ives “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme (Valkyria … Continue reading At the Buzzer (12/22/11)

Episode 24: Raptor Sharks — The guys talk about unnecessary roughness, watch as a heartwarming story goes wrong, and decide between ferocious predators in Buzz Off. Also, Chris sits back while the other cast members fight, Dave likes bad sweaters, and Shaun details the weirdest and wildest weekend in the history of the world. Headlines League nixes late hits in NFL Blitz Abandoned kittens saved by dog Creative people may be more likely to cheat Secondary Segment — Buzz Off Santa vs. Easter Bunny Sharks vs. Velociraptors Gatorade vs. Powerade vs. Vitamin Water Credits Music: “Jingle Bells” by Bing Crosby … Continue reading At the Buzzer (12/15/11)

Episode 23: Three Types of Meat — The guys talk about passengers who had to fly the unfriendly skies, watch out for piranhas at the beach, and settle the score on Shaun’s girliest movies in Buzzcut. Also, Chris has the hookup for free Christmas trees, Dave wants to have a pet tiger, and Shaun stays in the closet to do the show. Headlines Piranhas attack swimmers in Brazil Teacher suspended for showing Daily Show clips in class Pilot locks himself in bathroom, causes terror scare Secondary Segment — Buzzcut Top 3 Chick Flicks Top 3 Animals We Would Adopt as … Continue reading At the Buzzer (12/08/11)

Episode 22: Enter the Buzzkill — The guys debut an epic new Buzzerbeater intro, lobby for more balls in schools, and welcome back a forgotten segment by Buzzkilling “The Matrix.” Also, Chris recaps the worst Thanksgiving ever, Dave uncovers his rich school upbringing, and Shaun tries to learn slow-motion karate kicks. Headlines Toronto school bans balls from playground Parents name child after video game Investigation exposes awful school lunches Secondary Segment — Buzzkill “The Matrix” Credits Music: “So This is Christmas” by John Lennon “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi Sakimoto “With Mila’s Divine Protection” … Continue reading At the Buzzer (12/01/11)

Episode 21: ATB Thanksgiving Special — The guys talk about their Thanksgiving plans, run through a Headlines segment full of food stories, do a Turkey Day Buzz Off and give thanks in Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris has to work on a holiday, Dave is confused by cavemen, and Shaun goes into a tunnel mid-episode. Headlines Congress rules that pizza is a vegetable Disappointed man throws molotov at Taco Bell Study says men eat more when women are around Secondary Segment — Buzz Off Cranberry Sauce vs. Stuffing Playing Thanksgiving sports, or watching Thanksgiving sports Pumpkin Pie vs. Apple Pie Credits Music: … Continue reading At the Buzzer (11/24/11)

In this week’s episode, the guys make fun of stupid practices in school, question the cognitive skills of a crazy Call of Duty player, and blow through a chunk of reader responses in Buzz In. Also, Chris wants to discipline students with a belt, Dave recounts a horrifying tale from years ago, and Shaun continues his campaign for “this year 2012 presidency thing.” Headlines: School asks for thumbs up instead of raising hands PETA blasts Mario for wearing fur Call of Duty fan says bomb threat was a joke Credits: Music: “Moves Like Jagger” by Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera … Continue reading At the Buzzer (11/17/11)

In this week’s episode, the guys talk about the show’s move to a weekly format, shun new gaming controller ideas, and put together top-three lists in a new segment called “Buzzcut.” Also, Chris roots for regular humans against superheroes, Dave regrets a crazy past relationship, and Shaun shows off his so-called deep voice. Headlines: Woman calls ex 65,000 times New “biometric” controller to add realism Seattle superhero loses state job after arrest Credits: Music: “Trickle Trickle” by the Manhattan Transfer “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi Sakimoto “With Mila’s Divine Protection” by Noriyuki Iwadare “Night … Continue reading At the Buzzer (11/10/11)

In this week’s episode, the guys welcome special guest Andy Smith into the studio, bring Mute Baby back on the show, and choose between three great options in a meat-filled Buzz Off. Also, Chris wins at golf thanks to a new rule, Dave is sad about Bambi’s mom being dead, and Shaun tries and fails to do the outro. Headlines: New Product Turns Ashes into Bullets Man destroys beehive with gasoline-fueled explosion Missing girl to mom on Facebook: I’m pregnant and in Mexico Credits:  Music: “Sweet Child o’ Mine” by Guns ‘n’ Roses “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme … Continue reading At the Buzzer (11/03/11)

In this week’s episode, the guys decide whether vampires are real, debate whether bears should drive cars, and go through a mountain of reader submissions in Buzz In. Also, Chris hates being the employee of the month, Dave loses money in Las Vegas, and Shaun explains the growing vampire epidemic. Headlines: Man says he was bitten by vampire World’s largest sperm bank turns away redheads Bear takes Prius for early-morning spin Credits: Music: “Black Sheep” by Metric “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi Sakimoto “With Mila’s Divine Protection” by Noriyuki Iwadare “Night at the Octodrag” … Continue reading At the Buzzer (10/20/11)

In this week’s episode, the guys talk about the possibilities of glow-in-the-dark cats,  find their first good sign of humanity in Headlines, and somehow manage to choose between Master Chief and Marcus Fenix in Buzz Off. Also, Chris wonders about the dangers of doing the show, Dave gets spit on at Six Flags, and Shaun writes jingles for commercials — all in the best episode of ATB yet. Headlines: Man tosses son off of boat Glow-in-the-dark cat teaches scientists about AIDS Motorcyclist rescued from underneath burning car Credits: Music: “Champions” by Ron Artest “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme … Continue reading At the Buzzer (10/06/11)