That’s right, penguins. Penguins are awesome. This is not open for debate. There are acceptable debates about penguins, such as “penguins: best animals or best animals ever?” That’s fine. An example of an incorrect conversation is something like “dogs are … Continue reading Penguins
I’m on vacation. I don’t feel like writing anything this week. At all. So if you were hoping for some compelling insight from yours truly, just go ahead and stop reading now. Not only do I not feel like writing anything, but I can’t STOP ITCHING MY STUPID FOOT. Allow me to explain So there I was, humming “It’s Gonna Be Me,” while walking along abandoned train tracks covered in spider webs, when all of a sudden, this DOUCHEBAG wasp comes out of nowhere and stabs me on the foot. Now my foot is swollen to the size of a … Continue reading Musings and babble by Shaun: This blog doesn’t even deserve a picture
This is a short post today. Mostly because I was doing work for tomorrow. Yes, I know you’re confused. David? Working? Well, it happened. Today (er tomorrow) is going to start David’s Finals-palooza! (Yes, I did rip off the name from Chris and … Continue reading David’s Finals-Palooza!
People who know me well will not be surprised to find out I’m in Colorado again. But folks who have either stumbled upon the site or the podcast might not be so familiar. Outside of the trip Shaun and I … Continue reading Colorado: A Magical Land of Unicorns
The itchy eyes, shortness of breath, feeling like you have to sneeze at every second… No, this isn’t what happened after my latest and greatest party I’ve thrown; it’s what happens every time I get around a cat. I don’t … Continue reading Cats and Dogs
“At The Buzzer and Eat My Planet productions are proud to present the upcoming release of “Hell Dive,” the stunning and exclusive expose of the terror and awe the befell the At The Buzzer Podcast team and U.S. Presidential nominee Shaun El-Ters.” Continue reading Hell Dive – The Official Trailer
***The following is a dramatic re-enactment of events from earlier today. The names have been changed to protect the innocent…from themselves. All events are subject to Chris’s memory and may not be entirely accurate. Sorry, no CODs. Consult your doctor … Continue reading Adventures with CenturyLink: Please Hold
I’m skydiving on Sunday in Vegas, and I’m gonna level with you, America—I couldn’t think of anything to write. I had a few different ideas. Maybe my last will and testament . Or a list of things I’ll tragically miss … Continue reading Skydiving Preview: My last week on earth
There are a handful of sports in the world I like to call “Pseudo-Sports.” These include games like ping pong, horseshoes, bowling, darts, and so forth. Basically, anybody can play these at any time, and the very best people in … Continue reading Bowled Over
One of the revelatory things about this move into a new apartment (besides finding new gray hairs, new ways to hurt myself and new items I didn’t know I owned) has been how unimportant our lack of internet is. It … Continue reading The Internet is Overrated
Gray Areas 