“The worst part of holding the memories is not the pain. It’s the loneliness of it. Memories need to be shared.” Shaun and Chris take on Max Payne 3 for the Xbox 360, and struggle to understand Max’s propensity for … Continue reading Game On: Max Payne 3 (Part 4)
You’re right to look disgusted, Dante. Thankfully, nothing can be worse than the succubus fight, but this is a close second. This is more screentime for a demon spawn than you would ever want to see. Chris, Shaun, and special … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 14)
One of these characters is going to get drilled. And that character’s name is Mario. It’s time for Part 2 of Super Mario Galaxy 2. Ranked 17th on our list of the best games of all-time, our dramatic re-enactment of … Continue reading Game On: Mario Galaxy 2 (Part 2)
In the first episode of our podcast, we did an awful 15-minute review of You Don’t Know Jack. Today, we return to our roots. It’s time for the ATB cast of Chris, Dave and Shaun to battle it out in … Continue reading Game On: You Don’t Know Jack
Kat’s been kidnapped and Dante and Vergil are arguing. And in this time of crisis, what should we do? GO TO THE CLUUUUUUUUB! Chris, Shaun, and special guest Michelle are here, traveling through the world of Limbo. This is Mission … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 13)
“It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.” Shaun and Chris take on Max Payne 3 for the Xbox 360, and … Continue reading Game On: Max Payne 3 (Part 3)
Dante takes time to save Kat. Vergil makes Kat have sex with him. Which pairing do you prefer, America? Chris, Shaun, and special guest Michelle are here, traveling through the world of Limbo. This is Mission 12. (WARNING: This game … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 12)
One down, 241 to go. With two other Mario games behind us, it’s time to switch to something new: Super Mario Galaxy 2! Ranked 17th in our list of the best games of all-time, our dramatic re-enactment of “Plumbers in … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Galaxy 2
Drivers can’t stand to be reminded of what can happen to ’em in a racecar. They, they don’t go to hospitals, they don’t go to funerals. You get a driver to a funeral before he’s actually dead, you’ve made history, … Continue reading Game On: Mario Kart Double Dash (Part 5)
Dante’s about to kill an entire SWAT team even though they’re just doing their job. That seems fair. At least he’s doing it in his old costume! Chris, Shaun, and special guest Michelle are here, traveling through the world of … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 11)
Gray Areas 