According to reports, Dead Space 4 has been killed harder than a necromorph baby on the wrong side of a Ripper blade. Due to Dead Space 3 sales not reaching expectations EA’s (which are apparently five million, for some reason … Continue reading Dead Space 4 Cancelled
This just in: Limbo is a confusing place and I don’t understand what’s happening and why is the press always so negative about everything boo hoo hoo! Chris, Shaun, and special guest Michelle are here, traveling through the world of … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 10)
LOOK OUT! OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS?! WHY ARE WE EVEN HERE?! WE’RE ALL DEAD! With Bowser out of the way, it’s time to reach some personal goals. Mario wants to take off his hat. Blue Toad wants to … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. (World 9)
This column originally ran on September 30, 2009. The Mario Kart series has been around for nearly two decades now — 20 years of throwing red shells at opponents and running over question boxes. Checkpoint takes a look back at … Continue reading Checkpoint: Mario Kart
XCOM: Enemy Unknown – Invasion of my Heart Here’s my expert review – XCOM: Enemy Unknown is the best game of 2012. Not Halo 4. Not Walking Dead. XCOM. Despite my status as an expert gamer (which I will cement … Continue reading Review from a Gaming Expert – XCOM: Enemy Unknown
I got will and I got faith. I believe you can will yourself in anything and do anything. And faith, that is like believing in something, man that’s like having a good disease. It’s contagious, if you hang around with … Continue reading Game On: Mario Kart Double Dash (Part 4)
No one cares about your talking! Just start making out already! Geez! Chris, Shaun, and special guest Michelle are here, traveling through the world of Limbo. This is Mission 9. (WARNING: This game is rated M for Mature.) We’ll be … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 9)
Black Flag? I knew it. I freaking called it. Ask our tech guy. While I was playing Assassin’s Creed 3, I said “For the next Assassin’s Creed, they should go pirates. I’d play the s*** out of a pirate game. … Continue reading Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag Announced
New Xbox Announcement? Chris said it best when he reacted to PS4’s announcement with a resounding “meh.” All the features are okay, but here’s my question: as gamers, do we care about all that Vita connectivity BS, or do we … Continue reading Microsoft to announce new Xbox 720 in April
“Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.” Shaun and Chris take on Max Payne 3 for the Xbox 360, and struggle to understand Max’s propensity for substance abuse, constant depression and perpetual … Continue reading Game On: Max Payne 3
