Oh boy, an ice level! Ice levels are the creation of deranged, unloved game designers. These designers spend their lives eating only stale bread crusts and drinking lots of effluent. They got kicked out of their mother’s basement, so they … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. (World 3)
Once upon a time, I think I was a pretty damn good Gunbound player. I’m not sure that’s something that should make me proud, but sometimes we need small victories in life. So work with me here. Gunbound is a … Continue reading Memories of Gunbound
You’re a precocious kid who just turned the right age to start a Pokemon journey, so you grab a fire/water/grass starter, collect eight gym badges, stop an evil organization, and become the revered champion of the region. Sounds familiar, right? … Continue reading Review: Pokemon Black 2
Halo 4 is a great game. Some might claim that it’s one of the best shooters to be made in years or that it’s revolutionary for the genre… I don’t know if I’d go so far to say that. But … Continue reading The New Voice of Halo
We’ve made it to the desert, which must mean it’s time to get serious. Unfortunately, Yellow Toad is stoned out of his mind, Blue Toad is too concerned with finding his parents’ killer, and Luigi…well, he’s Luigi. These people are … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. (World 2)
So imagine this… You’re sitting at home one day when suddenly your computer/console gets hit wicked hard by some sort of super virus; right in the middle of your favorite game too! Oh sure, you could factory reset the computer or try … Continue reading My Wreck-it Ralph A-Team
Okay, I finally have a recent game here. Sure, the original came out in 2009, but Street Fighter IV has continuously had updates (including ver. 2012 at the end of last year) to keep it fresh and balanced. I’ve mentioned … Continue reading Music to My Ears: Street Fighter IV
That first time wasn’t a one-time gig. We’re back and here to stay. New Super Mario Bros. might be the perfect Let’s Play game. No split-screen or multiple console nonsense — just everyone on the screen trying to survive. And … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. (World 1)
I told myself I wasn’t going to get NBA 2K12. Then the game was good enough that I did anyway. I made no such promises this year for 2K13. As I find myself starting to play fewer video games, the … Continue reading Review: NBA 2K13
The city of Dunwall is a thriving industrial whaling city currently in the grips of a terrible plague. In the years leading up to the plague, a new process was discovered for making whale oil more volatile; allowing a series … Continue reading Review: Dishonored
