Brad and Emily’s “One Direction” Engagement
It seems like whenever I try to surprise someone I care about, it gets ruined. They find out early because I’m terrible at keeping secrets; horrific traffic out of nowhere prevents us from reaching the spot on time, etc. As … Continue reading Brad and Emily’s “One Direction” Engagement
At the Buzzer (11/15/12)
Episode 69: Sexy Time — The guys are horrified by a real-life anime character, turned off by an ugly couple’s lovemaking, and disappointed in their memories of Captain Planet in Buzzkill. Also, Chris thinks Russian girls are the best, Dave … Continue reading At the Buzzer (11/15/12)
Overreacting
Last week ended months of bitter campaigning for two candidates. The people have spoken, and Barack Obama has been reelected president. One would figure that the country would now look forward to figure out how we are to deal with … Continue reading Overreacting
Actor/Comedian Becomes Local Hero
A few weeks ago, a small town was rejoicing after being saved from famine from an unlikely source – Actor/comedian Norm MacDonald. The local town farm had become overrun by an overpopulation of rabbits in the area. The owner and … Continue reading Actor/Comedian Becomes Local Hero
Review: Pokemon Black 2
You’re a precocious kid who just turned the right age to start a Pokemon journey, so you grab a fire/water/grass starter, collect eight gym badges, stop an evil organization, and become the revered champion of the region. Sounds familiar, right? … Continue reading Review: Pokemon Black 2
The New Voice of Halo
Halo 4 is a great game. Some might claim that it’s one of the best shooters to be made in years or that it’s revolutionary for the genre… I don’t know if I’d go so far to say that. But … Continue reading The New Voice of Halo
My Resume For Phoenix Suns Floor Mopper Boy
Resume: Phoenix Suns’ Floor Mopper Boy Here is my resume again, updated for the Suns season. The one where they are going to make the playoffs. Shaun El-Ters Objective Utilize my excellent mopping skills, superb mop history, and quick reaction … Continue reading My Resume For Phoenix Suns Floor Mopper Boy
At the Buzzer (11/08/12)
Episode 68: Foodies — The guys feast on a series of food-related headlines before taking on the biggest mailbag ever in Buzz In and breaking the rules by throwing an entire segment away. Also, Chris nearly loses his voice mid-show, … Continue reading At the Buzzer (11/08/12)
Does the Bionic Band Really Work?
Last week I attended the Arizona State Fair. Aside from the usual games ferris wheels and prizes, there were many different booths set up of people trying to sell you whatever crazy new products they have come up with to … Continue reading Does the Bionic Band Really Work?
Election 2012
So here we are at election day. How fortunate it is for me that my posting day happens to be Tuesday. Anyway… A few weeks ago I received an early voter ballot in the mail where it promptly sat on … Continue reading Election 2012
