Rack Focus: Oscar Picks 2012!!!

The movies you didn't see! The stars you want to look at! Aren't you excited?!

And so they’re upon us yet again. The 84th annual award ceremony that cements in stone the arbitrary distinction of “best.” Packed with a slew of nods for mostly artsy and little-seen films, this year’s Academy Awards show won’t be breaking any ratings records — despite (and perhaps due to) the return of Billy Crystal as host/roast-master — but it will, at the very least, make a mention at Monday morning’s water cooler.

Accordingly, here are my picks for the 84th annual Academy Awards, complemented this year by explanatory haikus (because you can get self-important paragraphs from every other film critic, right?). Continue reading “Rack Focus: Oscar Picks 2012!!!”

Rack Focus: Review: The Artist

As I live in Los Angeles, I am an avid listener to the hilarious Kevin & Bean Show in the mornings on KROQ 106.7 FM. This past Tuesday, Kevin was complaining about The Artist, this year’s apparent frontrunner for the Best Picture Oscar at this year’s Academy Awards. Not only does our man Kevin dislike the film, but he has gone as far as to call it “utter BS.”

He has, of course, made up his mind having never seen the film, under the guise that it is for hipsters and intellectuals. They’re all wrong, but we’re going to circle back to that.

In the meantime, let me explain a little bit about The Artist. Here we have a silent film about the silent film era, specifically focusing on the transition into the talkies. Many silent film stars lost their livelihood when sound came along, and more than a few ended their lives when they were told their careers as movie stars were over. Those who could afford to reinvent themselves did just that, and such is the path of our protagonist, George Valentin (Jean Dujardin), a Frenchman who has spent his career singing and dancing and emoting without the aid of words. When sound hits the street, his success hits the skids, and he’s left to navigate the ways of filmmaking with only his faithful dog and his faithful driver (James Cromwell). Continue reading “Rack Focus: Review: The Artist”