In this week’s episode, the guys figure out their preferred superpower, explain dying at your own funeral, and pick apart Final Fantasy VII in a controversial Buzzkill. Also, Chris ruins the outro, Dave becomes a man after a video game scene, and Shaun invites Chicago to steal his car. Headlines: Dog was richer than you are Southwest pilot rant caught on tape Woman dies at her own funeral Credits: Music: “Such Great Heights” by The Postal Service “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi Sakimoto “With Mila’s Divine Protection” by Noriyuki Iwadare “Night at the Octodrag,” … Continue reading At the Buzzer (06/27/11)

In this week’s episode, the guys review the news from E3, pick apart the fattiest lasagna in history, and settle the console war in a divisive Buzz Off. Also, Chris picks the women he’ll save in the zombie apocalypse, Dave puts the Miami Heat on blast, and Shaun ruins kids on go-kart tracks. Headlines: Teen confesses to murder via bugged gaming session Epic meal time: Lasagna Legislator says women should plan for post-rape abortion because he has a spare tire Credits: Music: “Iridescent” by Linkin Park “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi Sakimoto “With Mila’s … Continue reading At the Buzzer (06/12/11)

In this week’s episode, the guys eliminate the lead segment, answer a question about long-distance relationships in the latest Buzz In, and toss two listeners into the Hate Round. Also, Chris ignores the Rapture, Dave has a drinking race with wine, and Shaun finds a happy ending in a desolate story. Headlines: Kid wants longer jail term to hang with step-dad NFL star: Crime will go up without football Legislator says women should plan for post-rape abortion because he has a spare tire Credits: Music: “You Know My Name” by Chris Cornell “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme (Valkyria … Continue reading At the Buzzer (05/23/11)

In this week’s episode, the guys review the blockbuster game Portal 2, dispute the idea that arcade machines in pizza places encourage gambling, and engage in a controversial Buzz Off about board games. Also, Chris laments the lack of skill in Monopoly, Dave yells at his friends in co-op games, and Shaun is a horse. Headlines: German throws puppy at Hell’s Angels bikers then flees on bulldozer There’s a new kind of Oreo and it’s coming for your face Chuck E. Cheese sued for promoting gambling Credits: Music: “Bones” by The Killers “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme (Valkyria … Continue reading At the Buzzer (05/15/11)

In this week’s episode, the guys do a eulogy for the Suns’ season, debate the usefulness of realism in sports video games, and read letters from fans in a new segment called Buzz In. Also, Chris struggles with the English language due to illness, Dave hates Alanis Morissette songs, and Shaun drudges up his alcoholic past. Headlines: A million dollars ain’t what it used to be Are concussions a necessary degree of reality in Madden? Applebee’s serves alcohol to toddler Credits: Music: “Uprising” by Muse “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi Sakimoto “With Mila’s Divine … Continue reading At the Buzzer (04/27/11)

In this week’s episode, the guys discuss the release of the Nintendo 3DS, bring up the horrors of punishment in schools, and settle the debate between kitties and puppies in a high-octane Buzz Off. Also, Chris tells middle school kids to shut up, Dave rushes the show to get to a Star Trek convention, and Shaun is deathly afraid of bees. Headlines: Slobstopper cleans up America’s messiness Dumb move by cop in India Teacher tapes student’s mouth shut Credits: Music: “Violet Hill” by Coldplay “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi Sakimoto “With Mila’s Divine Protection” … Continue reading At the Buzzer (04/10/11)

In this week’s episode, the guys discuss a song that’s all about fun, fun, fun, fun, wonder why British people think lightsabers are real, and rework “Back to the Future” in a new segment called Buzzkill. Also, Chris wants school buses to explode, Dave confesses to his desire to smash all of Shaun’s stuff, and Shaun fears stalker hobos on online dating sites. Headlines: The cupcake or your life Survey shows Britain believes in sci-fi Does the Waiting Room Facebook app encourage breakups? Credits: Music: “Misery” by Maroon 5 “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi … Continue reading At the Buzzer (04/03/11)

In this week’s episode, the guys try to explain the success of March Madness, curse humanity’s inability to fly, and pick between early ’90s Disney movies in a new segment called Buzz Off. Also, Chris hates lion puns, Dave reveals his disturbing way of eating 3 Musketeers, and Shaun talks about his Subway customer of the month plaque — all in HIGH DEFINITION AUDIO. Headlines: Book of blank pages becomes surprise bestseller Subway passes McDonald’s in worldwide locations Old news article predicted that wings would replace automobile, stairs Credits: Music: “Save the Population” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers “Champion” … Continue reading At the Buzzer (03/17/11)

In this week’s episode, the guys describe their feelings on Vince Carter, explain why kids these days are stupid, and preview this summer’s upcoming Wii game, “The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.” Also, Chris admits to having no muscles whatsoever, Dave discusses the nuances of Lifetime’s TV schedule, and Shaun confesses to being an avid fan fiction writer. Headlines: Woman fakes kidnapping to escape dinner bill Robotic Monopoly? Say it ain’t so Charlie Sheen fired from ‘Two and a Half Men’ Credits: Music: “Airplanes” by B.O.B. ft. Hayley Williams “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme (Valkyria Chronicles)” by Hitoshi … Continue reading At the Buzzer (03/07/11)

In this week’s inaugural episode, the guys review the You Don’t Know Jack video game, talk about cell phone use bringing down planes, and unsuccessfully debate the Suns’ (now nonexistent) playoff chances. Also, Chris gives up on marrying Maria Sharapova, Dave confronts his morning hatred, and Shaun complains about plastic instruments shutting down his love life. Headlines: Sasha Vujacic too humble to score 30 points Cell phones don’t crash planes Did Activision just kill Guitar Hero and True Crime? Credits: Music: “This is Not the End” by The Bravery “Champion” by KJACK music beds “Main Theme” by Hitoshi Sakimoto “With … Continue reading At the Buzzer (02/12/11)