Is that soccer ball actually a Yoshi egg? Mario hopes so, because if it is, he’s going to kick that thing STRAIGHT TO THE MOON. Chris, Shaun, Jason and Tech Guy are back, playing as Team Mario in a high-octane … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Strikers (Part 5)

Mario’s trick to losing 40 pounds overnight: just steal the body of a younger Italian plumber and stick your head on top, then play soccer. Chris, Shaun, Jason and Tech Guy are back, playing as Team Mario in a high-octane … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Strikers (Part 4)

Mario’s mustache once killed a stripper, but it later apologized. Chris, Shaun, Jason and Tech Guy are back, playing as Team Mario in a high-octane edition of Super Mario Strikers for the Gamecube. It might look like soccer on the … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Strikers (Part 3)

Mario’s not pleased about losing his first game. He’s going to kill 20 strippers tonight. Thanks, Yoshi! Chris, Shaun, Jason and Tech Guy are back, playing as Team Mario in a high-octane edition of Super Mario Strikers for the Gamecube. … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Strikers (Part 2)

It’s soccer! With ATTITUDE! You can’t even stop Mario from kicking this oval. You might as well not try. Chris, Shaun, Jason and Tech Guy are back, playing as Team Mario in a high-octane edition of Super Mario Strikers for … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Strikers