Who the hell keeps giving Bowser Jr. money for these ridiculous endeavors? He’s worse than Wile E. Coyote! ACME, I hate you! It’s time for Part 12 of Super Mario Galaxy 2. Ranked 17th on our list of the best … Continue reading Game On: Mario Galaxy 2 (Part 12)
This column originally ran on February 23, 2010. In 1990, the NES was reaching the end of its lifespan. Resurrecting an industry was one thing, but the public wanted to know what Nintendo had up its sleeve next. The answer: … Continue reading Checkpoint: Super Mario World
Luigi, either you’re getting smaller or that block next to you is getting bigger. And since we know you can’t stop gobbling down pasta 46 times a day, well… We’re playing New Super Mario Bros. on the Wii U! Thanks … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. U (World 5)
It’s time to finally fulfill one of our requests! This suggestion came from Mal, who probably wanted us to murder each other to death. Chris was victorious in the 16-man tournament with Shaun, Jason and Tech Guy (as well as … Continue reading Game On: Smash Bros. Brawl (Part 6)
Star, you and Mario need to float together. Ignore those fireworks in the background. Just state at each other lovingly and let the magic happen. It’s time for Part 11 of Super Mario Galaxy 2. Ranked 17th on our list … Continue reading Game On: Mario Galaxy 2 (Part 11)
That’s not a Pokemon! That’s a Chinese myth dragon! We’re playing New Super Mario Bros. on the Wii U! Thanks to Doug Fiala loaning us his system, we have a chance to play through this brand new co-op adventure. Will … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. U (World 4)
I’ve mentioned it in other articles on the site, but I was a little late to the Super Mario World train. For some reason, when my dad bought me a Super Nintendo when I was little, we managed to find … Continue reading Music to My Ears: Super Mario World
Ice Climbers, get down from there. You look ridiculous. And you almost broke my television screen. We are not friends right now. It’s time to finally fulfill one of our requests! This suggestion came from Mal, who probably wanted us … Continue reading Game On: Smash Bros. Brawl (Part 5)
Wait a minute WHAT IS THIS. THIS GAME IS NOT CALLED SUPER LUIGI GALAXY 2. WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS. It’s time for Part 10 of Super Mario Galaxy 2. Ranked 17th on our list of the best games of … Continue reading Game On: Mario Galaxy 2 (Part 10)
Mario, stop looking at that cool background over there. Mario, there’s a Bullet Bill coming straight for your neck. Mario. We’re playing New Super Mario Bros. on the Wii U! Thanks to Doug Fiala loaning us his system, we have … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. U (World 3)
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