Giga Bowser doesn’t care about explosions. Giga Bowser doesn’t care about anything. Giga Bowser doesn’t even care about himself. It’s time to finally fulfill one of our requests! This suggestion came from Mal, who probably wanted us to murder each … Continue reading Game On: Smash Bros. Brawl
Shaun is deciding to torture himself. First he takes to the skies with miserable controls, then he goes back to Yoshi for more speed-running pain? The poor guy. It’s time for Part 6 of Super Mario Galaxy 2. Ranked 17th … Continue reading Game On: Mario Galaxy 2 (Part 6)
Why does Mario keep having to murder children to get power stars? Is this all part of Bowser’s secret nefarious plan? It’s time for Part 5 of Super Mario Galaxy 2. Ranked 17th on our list of the best games … Continue reading Game On: Mario Galaxy 2 (Part 5)
This column originally ran on November 17, 2009. The One-Uppers, lovers of good co-op games that they are, played a lot of New Super Mario Bros. for the Wii last night. As such, Checkpoint takes a look back at the … Continue reading Checkpoint: Mario 1/2/3
That star gives Mario the power to travel to new dimensions! Why? Who knows! Let’s just use it to ride Yoshi for hours. It’s time for Part 4 of Super Mario Galaxy 2. Ranked 17th on our list of the … Continue reading Game On: Mario Galaxy 2 (Part 4)
This monkey has like 14 stars inside of him somewhere. We should beat him up and take them all WITHOUT the stupid mini-games! It’s time for Part 2 of Super Mario Galaxy 2. Ranked 17th on our list of the … Continue reading Game On: Mario Galaxy 2 (Part 3)
One of these characters is going to get drilled. And that character’s name is Mario. It’s time for Part 2 of Super Mario Galaxy 2. Ranked 17th on our list of the best games of all-time, our dramatic re-enactment of … Continue reading Game On: Mario Galaxy 2 (Part 2)
One down, 241 to go. With two other Mario games behind us, it’s time to switch to something new: Super Mario Galaxy 2! Ranked 17th in our list of the best games of all-time, our dramatic re-enactment of “Plumbers in … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Galaxy 2
LOOK OUT! OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS?! WHY ARE WE EVEN HERE?! WE’RE ALL DEAD! With Bowser out of the way, it’s time to reach some personal goals. Mario wants to take off his hat. Blue Toad wants to … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. (World 9)
That lava is so hot right now. Lava. It’s time get super serious, because Bowser waits for us somewhere on this world from hell. There’s plenty of lava and poison clouds for everyone! Make sure you share it with the … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. (World 8)
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