Why does Mario keep having to murder children to get power stars? Is this all part of Bowser’s secret nefarious plan? It’s time for Part 5 of Super Mario Galaxy 2. Ranked 17th on our list of the best games … Continue reading Game On: Mario Galaxy 2 (Part 5)
That star gives Mario the power to travel to new dimensions! Why? Who knows! Let’s just use it to ride Yoshi for hours. It’s time for Part 4 of Super Mario Galaxy 2. Ranked 17th on our list of the … Continue reading Game On: Mario Galaxy 2 (Part 4)
This monkey has like 14 stars inside of him somewhere. We should beat him up and take them all WITHOUT the stupid mini-games! It’s time for Part 2 of Super Mario Galaxy 2. Ranked 17th on our list of the … Continue reading Game On: Mario Galaxy 2 (Part 3)
One of these characters is going to get drilled. And that character’s name is Mario. It’s time for Part 2 of Super Mario Galaxy 2. Ranked 17th on our list of the best games of all-time, our dramatic re-enactment of … Continue reading Game On: Mario Galaxy 2 (Part 2)
One down, 241 to go. With two other Mario games behind us, it’s time to switch to something new: Super Mario Galaxy 2! Ranked 17th in our list of the best games of all-time, our dramatic re-enactment of “Plumbers in … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Galaxy 2
LOOK OUT! OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS?! WHY ARE WE EVEN HERE?! WE’RE ALL DEAD! With Bowser out of the way, it’s time to reach some personal goals. Mario wants to take off his hat. Blue Toad wants to … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. (World 9)
That lava is so hot right now. Lava. It’s time get super serious, because Bowser waits for us somewhere on this world from hell. There’s plenty of lava and poison clouds for everyone! Make sure you share it with the … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. (World 8)
A furious scramble to survive! Platforming in the sky! Sliding to our death! Luigi is a murderer! First we were in the clouds. Now we’re…on top of the clouds? There’s a “getting higher” joke in here somewhere for Yellow Toad, … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. (World 7)
Not pictured: 390 Bullet Bills all hit Yellow Toad simultaneously. The Game On crew tries to fight their way through a level high up in the clouds in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. After surviving the death of Yellow Toad … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. (World 6)
Why do plants always have to be spiky? Why can’t they just be soft and gentle and friendly and not eat us? The Game On crew tries to fight their way through an unfriendly jungle in New Super Mario Bros. … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. (World 5)
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