Here is my resume for the Phoenix Suns’ Floor Mopper position that just opened up.

Shaun El-Ters

My Mom’s Basement, Close Enough to Suns’ Stadium

pleasegivemethisjobplease@gmail.com

928-867-5309

Objective

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Utilize my excellent mopping skills, superb mop history, and quick reaction time to become a Phoenix Suns’ floor mopper. Continue reading “Jaw on the Floor”