Is that soccer ball actually a Yoshi egg? Mario hopes so, because if it is, he’s going to kick that thing STRAIGHT TO THE MOON. Chris, Shaun, Jason and Tech Guy are back, playing as Team Mario in a high-octane … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Strikers (Part 5)
Mario’s trick to losing 40 pounds overnight: just steal the body of a younger Italian plumber and stick your head on top, then play soccer. Chris, Shaun, Jason and Tech Guy are back, playing as Team Mario in a high-octane … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Strikers (Part 4)
Mario’s mustache once killed a stripper, but it later apologized. Chris, Shaun, Jason and Tech Guy are back, playing as Team Mario in a high-octane edition of Super Mario Strikers for the Gamecube. It might look like soccer on the … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Strikers (Part 3)
Mario’s not pleased about losing his first game. He’s going to kill 20 strippers tonight. Thanks, Yoshi! Chris, Shaun, Jason and Tech Guy are back, playing as Team Mario in a high-octane edition of Super Mario Strikers for the Gamecube. … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Strikers (Part 2)
It’s soccer! With ATTITUDE! You can’t even stop Mario from kicking this oval. You might as well not try. Chris, Shaun, Jason and Tech Guy are back, playing as Team Mario in a high-octane edition of Super Mario Strikers for … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Strikers
One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn’t belong. Following a grueling game against the Bulls, the Flagstaff Buzzers look to improve their playoff position in a game against Blake Griffin and the … Continue reading Game On: NBA 2K13 (vs. Clippers)
Dave, what are you doing. Dave, stahp. You’re going to break your neck if you keep doing backflips just to impress the fans. After two instant classics against the Heat, the weary Flagstaff Buzzers return home to face a surprisingly … Continue reading Game On: NBA 2K13 (vs. Bulls)
Oh, great. LeBron’s back. I’m sure everything will be wonderful in this game! What could possibly go wrong! The Flagstaff Buzzers used an explosive third quarter to crush the San Antonio Spurs, and now they take on their most challenging … Continue reading Game On: NBA 2K13 (vs. Heat 2)
Screw you, Tony Parker! And screw you, Manu Ginobili’s bald spot! Just because you keep getting bigger doesn’t mean I’m going to start paying attention to you! The Flagstaff Buzzers, with help from some unexpected athleticism from Howie Mandel, fended … Continue reading Game On: NBA 2K13 (vs. Spurs)
Whoo. What a time we live in! Or rather, what a time I’m living. The past month has gone by in a blur of wedding planning, work, and bachelor partying. I have to apologize for the cop-out of a bullet … Continue reading BulletTime #4
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