Mario’s trick to losing 40 pounds overnight: just steal the body of a younger Italian plumber and stick your head on top, then play soccer. Chris, Shaun, Jason and Tech Guy are back, playing as Team Mario in a high-octane … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Strikers (Part 4)
Mario’s mustache once killed a stripper, but it later apologized. Chris, Shaun, Jason and Tech Guy are back, playing as Team Mario in a high-octane edition of Super Mario Strikers for the Gamecube. It might look like soccer on the … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Strikers (Part 3)
Mario’s not pleased about losing his first game. He’s going to kill 20 strippers tonight. Thanks, Yoshi! Chris, Shaun, Jason and Tech Guy are back, playing as Team Mario in a high-octane edition of Super Mario Strikers for the Gamecube. … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Strikers (Part 2)
It’s soccer! With ATTITUDE! You can’t even stop Mario from kicking this oval. You might as well not try. Chris, Shaun, Jason and Tech Guy are back, playing as Team Mario in a high-octane edition of Super Mario Strikers for … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Strikers
Day 37. I’m beginning to see Luigis wherever I look. He haunts me in my dreams. We make camp after failing on these bonus levels, and he’s always there, sharpening his knife. We’re playing New Super Mario Bros. on the … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. U (World 9)
Hello, Bowser. You’re looking trim today. Hey, if you could just do us a real quick favor and not burn us to death with your fire breath, I think that would be swell. Could you do that for us? We’re … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. U (World 8)
ONE-UPS FOR EVERYONE! ONE-UPS! FOR EVERYONE! EVERYONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE! We’re playing New Super Mario Bros. on the Wii U! Thanks to Doug Fiala loaning us his system, we have a chance to play through this brand new co-op adventure. Will Luigi stick … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. U (World 7)
People all over the world! Join hands! It’s the Bone Train! Bone Train! We’re playing New Super Mario Bros. on the Wii U! Thanks to Doug Fiala loaning us his system, we have a chance to play through this brand … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. U (World 6)
Luigi, either you’re getting smaller or that block next to you is getting bigger. And since we know you can’t stop gobbling down pasta 46 times a day, well… We’re playing New Super Mario Bros. on the Wii U! Thanks … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. U (World 5)
That’s not a Pokemon! That’s a Chinese myth dragon! We’re playing New Super Mario Bros. on the Wii U! Thanks to Doug Fiala loaning us his system, we have a chance to play through this brand new co-op adventure. Will … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. U (World 4)
Gray Areas 