Dante takes time to save Kat. Vergil makes Kat have sex with him. Which pairing do you prefer, America? Chris, Shaun, and special guest Michelle are here, traveling through the world of Limbo. This is Mission 12. (WARNING: This game … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 12)
One down, 241 to go. With two other Mario games behind us, it’s time to switch to something new: Super Mario Galaxy 2! Ranked 17th in our list of the best games of all-time, our dramatic re-enactment of “Plumbers in … Continue reading Game On: Super Mario Galaxy 2
Blue Dragon was a victim of its own expectations. When the game was released in the States in 2007, word had already spread about some of the members of the development team who had worked on this project. Many gaming … Continue reading Music to My Ears: Blue Dragon
This column originally ran on October 8, 2009. Tales of Vesperia came out a couple years ago for the Xbox 360, the 10th “mothership” (aka major) title game in Namco’s series. With a PS3 release in Japan last month and … Continue reading Checkpoint: Tales of Vesperia
Drivers can’t stand to be reminded of what can happen to ’em in a racecar. They, they don’t go to hospitals, they don’t go to funerals. You get a driver to a funeral before he’s actually dead, you’ve made history, … Continue reading Game On: Mario Kart Double Dash (Part 5)
Dante’s about to kill an entire SWAT team even though they’re just doing their job. That seems fair. At least he’s doing it in his old costume! Chris, Shaun, and special guest Michelle are here, traveling through the world of … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 11)
“You do care. You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.” Shaun and Chris take on Max Payne 3 for the Xbox 360, and struggle to understand Max’s propensity for … Continue reading Game On: Max Payne 3 (Part 2)
Chinese proverb: Better to be three bullets too early than a minute too late. I had a few ideas for this week’s post, but none of them are ready yet. I haven’t quite finished Fire Emblem Awakening for a review. … Continue reading Number Ten With a Bullet
This just in: Limbo is a confusing place and I don’t understand what’s happening and why is the press always so negative about everything boo hoo hoo! Chris, Shaun, and special guest Michelle are here, traveling through the world of … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 10)
LOOK OUT! OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS?! WHY ARE WE EVEN HERE?! WE’RE ALL DEAD! With Bowser out of the way, it’s time to reach some personal goals. Mario wants to take off his hat. Blue Toad wants to … Continue reading Game On: New Super Mario Bros. (World 9)
Gray Areas 