This column originally ran on October 8, 2009. Tales of Vesperia came out a couple years ago for the Xbox 360, the 10th “mothership” (aka major) title game in Namco’s series. With a PS3 release in Japan last month and … Continue reading Checkpoint: Tales of Vesperia
Dante’s about to kill an entire SWAT team even though they’re just doing their job. That seems fair. At least he’s doing it in his old costume! Chris, Shaun, and special guest Michelle are here, traveling through the world of … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 11)
“You do care. You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.” Shaun and Chris take on Max Payne 3 for the Xbox 360, and struggle to understand Max’s propensity for … Continue reading Game On: Max Payne 3 (Part 2)
This just in: Limbo is a confusing place and I don’t understand what’s happening and why is the press always so negative about everything boo hoo hoo! Chris, Shaun, and special guest Michelle are here, traveling through the world of … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 10)
No one cares about your talking! Just start making out already! Geez! Chris, Shaun, and special guest Michelle are here, traveling through the world of Limbo. This is Mission 9. (WARNING: This game is rated M for Mature.) We’ll be … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 9)
“Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.” Shaun and Chris take on Max Payne 3 for the Xbox 360, and struggle to understand Max’s propensity for substance abuse, constant depression and perpetual … Continue reading Game On: Max Payne 3
Maybe we can help this guy face his issues. Help him save face in this crazy world. Maybe he can face the music. (WARNING: This game is rated M for Mature.) Chris, Shaun, and special guest Michelle are here, traveling … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 8)
Who’s driving? Kat’s driving! How can this be! (WARNING: This game is rated M for Mature.) Chris, Shaun, and special guest Michelle are here, traveling through the world of Limbo. This is Mission 7. We’ll be playing through the entire … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 7)
This mission might be the worst thing I’ve ever seen in video games. I’m not saying don’t watch — because we’d love for you to tune in — but my goodness. Just be prepared for gross-looking and gross-sounding content. (WARNING: … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 6)
Dante and Kat engage in some light exercise in a soda factory, where the secret ingredient is prominently on display as a terrible secret. (WARNING: This game is rated M for Mature.) Chris, Shaun, and special guest Michelle are here, … Continue reading Game On: DmC: Devil May Cry (Part 5)
Gray Areas 